Punx Against Punx #50 Bread Riot Time!

I’d like to take a minute to not talk about gun control. I don’t think it’s a good idea to empower the state to disarm the people, but my idea of freedom isn’t living under the constant watch of armed authorities either. Those seem to be the only options on offer from the holier-than-thou, liberal gun grabbers or for proto-fascist, boner stroking gun industry shills, and I can’t take it anymore. So today, I say we set that thorny issue aside and talk about something that we can all agree on: Donald Trump is a disgusting sack of maggot shit.

Of course, this is true for any number of reasons, but I specifically have in mind his demented rich fuckboi plan to send food stamp recipients boxes of crappy food through the mail instead continuing to let us pick out our own damn groceries.

For those of you with your noses buried too deep in the Bosses’ cornholes to understand what a jackassy, dipshit idea this is, let me explain a little bit about how food stamps work. Basically, employers in this country- I’m talking giant, rich corporations like Walmart and Amazon, but also whatever Scrooge McDuck runs whatever business you work for- want to take all the money that their workers make for them, so they try to pay the workers as little as possible. These companies don’t pay their workers enough money to feed their families. So, in order for the workers to keep creating profit for the bosses and not die of malnutrition, the government gives people money to buy food with. This is a handout to greedy executives who don’t want to pay their workers. The government bails them out so that they can spend the extra money flying overseas to purchase sex with children. That isn’t even a joke. There are markets for child prostitution here in the States and around the world because rich capitalists take corporate jets there to bang little kids. When people are able to amass immoral amounts of wealth, they do immoral things with it.

Now, President Fuckboi in Chief, having already given these depraved, baby-humping titans of Wall Street enough money in his tax break scam to keep the sex slave market humming for the next couple decades, decides he needs to insult those of us who actually have to work for a living by mailing us boxes of spaghetti and cream corn. ‘Cause god forbid we buy Cheetos for our kids. They should be in church learning to work customer service.

Can you see the shit slurping grin on that rich fuckboi’s face as he tells us what we should or should not be allowed to eat? This individual is an intellectually disabled brat who got handed a million dollars when he was a kid and thinks he earned it. This is a self-fellating con man who had the money to get out of trouble no matter how many times he fucked up, and never did an honest day’s work in his worthless life. Now this jizz stain gets to sit in the Oval Office on a solid gold dildo and tell those of us who drag ourselves to shitty jobs every day of our lives, “Hey, no more DiGiorno for you sonsofbitches; you need to learn a work ethic!”

He and his cronies get away with it because, to the basic dickhead out there, food stamps are associated with whatever group of people they think are beneath them. The rich simply tell them, “Hey, the colored people and the hillbillies and the meth-head hillbillies of color are using those food stamps on lobster and cheese whiz,” and the basic, racist dickheads all start banging the drum to hand the rich even more money, to keep it away from us hicks and welfare queens. And what do the fatcat bosses do with that extra money? You already know.

So I say it’s time for bread riots, because we have to take the power away from these pedophiles, these fuckbois, these capitalist vultures who steal our lives to pad their bank accounts. Because to take their power we need to take their property and their wealth, bring on the bread riot. Let’s take over the places we work and start giving everything away, so that the pigs who run this sick system never see another dime. Until we have everything and they have nothing left, bread riot everywhere. Donald Trump and his boys don’t work, they exploit racism to make money, and they have sex with kids. We shouldn’t let them be in charge anymore.

Originally posted on psychosemanticpress.com

Welcome to Kafco #35

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This week’s #welcometokafco #comic is dedicated to a friend of mine who hepled me out recently by hooking me up with some image editing software that allowed me to get my #comics up and running again. To thank her for the help, i asked her if there was anything that she wanted to see in a#comicstrip that i could work in just for her. She said that she wanted to see something featuring #ritarepulsa from the #powerrangers , and i was happy to oblige. Unfortunately, i have never watched a full episode of the#mightymorphinpowerrangers , so i was disappointed to discover that Rita Repulsa does not, in fact, shoot fireballs out of her magical staff, as i had assumed she did when drawing this #webcomic. So i have to apologize to all the real #mightymorphin fans out there for the misrepresentation. However, i do have one Power Rangers related memory that I would like to share, and it ties directly in with this comic:
The girl i had a crush on in 9th grade was totally hot for the white ranger. Being a hopeless putz, i would try to sit next to her in the cafeteria everyday while she and her friends would discuss boys and college and generally being superior to me in every way. One day, while my coveted lady love was gushing on about the mighty morphin hottness of her favorite ranger, a guy at the table (an upper classman who, unlike me, was ACTUALLY dating one of the girls at the table) piped in with a dissenting opinion. “Power Rangers is so stupid,” he said, “Every episode is the same thing. It’s like, they’re getting their asses kicked the whole time, then right at the end it’s, ‘hey, let’s form Megazord,’ and then they win. Why the hell don’t they just form #Meagazord in the first place?”
It was with this scathing critique of the mmpw formula in mind that I added Chuckie’s aside in the final panel about how organizing into a #union is like forming Megazord. Think about it: A union is not only the most powerful weapon we have to fight for our wages and our rights in the workplace, it is the ONLY thing that gives us any power to confront the bosses. Standing united as a workers is our Megazord. But our society tells us to do everything in the world exept for forming a union to deal with our problems. If something is wrong, they tell us, well we have an open door policy, you can talk to your manager. If that doesn’t work, go to corporate or call HR. If taking your problems higher up the ladder doesn’t help, well by gumbo you can just quit! That’ll show em! But the only way our conditions get better is when we stand together and fight. And this applies not just to all of us in our individual jobs, but to the working class as a whole. We’ve been getting our asses handed to us for decades. It’s time we come together as a class and form Megazord, before they roll credits and the bad guys win.

From globalrevolutioncomix.com

Punx Against Punx 13 & 14!!!

I’ve been slacking on my wordpress, and forgot to upload the last two Punx Against Punx comics.  This is a good example of why you should follow psychosemanticpress.com, to make sure you see the new stuff before I remember to put them up!  Well, here ya go, punx!punx13punx14